
           He was a cowboy, mister, and he loves the land. He loves it
            so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But
          when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral
          when the preacher said, "Dust To Dust," some people laughed,
          and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others
                "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."
                                         
                        From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
